Winter Trip Top Ten (at long last.)

1. Something smells like whee... *sniff sniff* oh, it's Jon!
2. So then you turn off the paved road....
3. My monkey loves his banana
4. Well the machine broke, but maybe we can billy-rig it
5. You made me choke on my tuna!
6. Squeezing the cheese
7. There's a reason why some shit remains original.
8. If he wants to shoot my wang he can be my guest
9. I guess you only need one eye to look through a viewfinder
10. Well? All you can do with porn is look at it.